“Glass is a Wonderful Creation”

by Benjamin Hargrave

(Read this one with a happy little nursrey ryme tone. It's kinda funny.)

Glass is a wonderful creation. It traps bugs inside my window.
They see the light on the other side, and are attracted to the glow.
Then I get to to kill the bug with a fly-swatter or a tissue.
With you stuck up against that glass, Bug, it’s impossible to miss you.
Glass is a wonderful creation, made for fun with ants.
With my magnifying glass I watch them do a little dance.
Glass is a wonderful creation, they use it to make bulbs that glow.
The bugs get stuck in the lamp so you can watch them die real slow.
The spiders know bugs like the lamp, so that’s where the make their web.
Bug gets stuck, Spider spins him up, and sucks his guts out through his head.
Glass is a wonderful creation made to stop bugs from staying alive.
They even put it on the front of my car, so I can kill them while I drive :).